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SPIRITGYPSY47

10/6/2011 11:58 am

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10/18/2011 12:40 pm

Birds of a feather flock together . ..

And then poop on your car.

A penny saved is a

Government oversight.


The older you get, the tougher

It is to lose weight, because by

Then your body and your fat have

Gotten to be really good friends.


The easiest way to find

Something lost around the

House is to buy a replacement ...


He who hesitates is probably right.


Did you ever notice: The Roman

Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.


The sole purpose of a child's

Middle name is so he can

Tell when he's really in trouble.


Did you ever notice: When you

Put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'

Together it spells 'Theirs....'


Aging: Eventually you will

Reach a point when you stop

Lying about your age and

Start bragging about it.


Some people try to turn back

Their odometers. Not me, I want

People to know 'why' I look this

Way. I've traveled a long way and

Some of the roads weren't paved.


When you are dissatisfied and

Would like to go back to your

Youth, think of Algebra.


You know you are getting

Old when everything either

Dries up or leaks.


One of the many things no

One tells you about aging

Is that it is such a nice change

From being young. Ah, being

Young is beautiful, but being

Old is comfortable.



Lord, Keep your arm around

My shoulder and your hand Over my mouth . . ..AMEN
The heart knows reason that reason it's self knows nothing about!
newfinder
19972 posts

10/6/2011 12:17 pm

 These are great. I particularly liked "Did you ever notice: When you

Put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' Together it spells 'Theirs....'

XOXO

Jack
Take the road less travelled.

fire_rain_maker
12311 posts 

10/6/2011 2:24 pm

 "Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it."

Nope, I've got a +2,000 year old Pooka who looks after that.

lolarry
675 posts 

10/6/2011 5:36 pm

 good ones............

polosboy
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30933 posts 

10/6/2011 6:03 pm

 Funny ... and once again too true!
Whitney

cefntx2
4237 posts

10/7/2011 5:23 am

 Those were great!!!

maineTnenceman
12185 posts

10/7/2011 7:45 am

 Hey Brent;

That middle name thing still works with adults.

Hugs;

T
"Can't means you won't try."

callman
Ask me for a photo
4774 posts

10/7/2011 10:27 am

 I can relate so well to the the replacement scenario.
Best regards, Callman

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