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Does Your Dick Have An Off Switch?  

saycc

4/20/2010 12:53 pm
I was watching tv the other night and decided to watch something not on PBS for a change. As I was flipping through the stations I stopped for a minute on the classic comedy Two & A Half Men. I have seen parts of the show before and think the housekeeper and the kid are funny. But it was a line that Jon Cryer said to Charlie Sheen that really got me to thinking. He asked him, "Does your penis even have an off switch ?" How would you honestly respond if someone asked you that?

I started thinking about it and have to say that while my penis may not be "on" my mouth is open all night. Most men have, or if they are younger will have, had those nights of 5 orgasms or better. When I was younger just a good breeze on the basketball court got me stiff. I constantly thought about hooking up. I still do. It's just that my focus has shifted away from my penis, in particular, and toward other body parts, in general. Age may be effecting the overuse of some equiptment but my lust for the game is still constant. I am always on the lookout. I even check out people at funerals. Although this has never paid off there is still hope that one day "head"stone will have a new meaning for me (and another mourner).

What about you? Are you the kind of guy that is on the lookout 24/7? Do you go through phases that you have a great, overwhelming urge to fuck someone then follow with a period of indifference? I go through what I call my "periods." Sometimes I am willing to suck a trucker through a fence, and other times I feel oblivious to it all. The oblivious times luckily for me usually last about 60 seconds.

What about you? Does your dick have an off switch?

peacXe, saycc
I Am Cocked And Loaded At All Times
My Dick Runs Wild
Sometimes I Am Always Ready
A Few Periods Of Disinterest
I m Able To Keep My Dick In Check
I Need A Few Drinks First
Not Interested In Hot, Sweaty, Uninhibited Impersonal Sex
The Switch Is Usually Off
I Am Too Fat To Find The Switch
Other
bondageboy8705
17274 posts 

4/20/2010 2:33 pm

my dick can get hard just from sitting on the couch watching tv like the Simpsons or Family Guy!

Do, or do not. There is no try.--Yoda from Star Wars

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newfinder
19972 posts

4/20/2010 4:12 pm

IT CAN BE TURNED OFF? But why?

XOXO

Jack

Take the road less travelled.

shy1000
27 posts 

4/20/2010 4:24 pm

i have problems with control at times but i have to focus and get my mind on something else especially when in public.

GWJRinDetroit
8987 posts

4/20/2010 4:51 pm

The only real off switch are teeth closed to tight on my penis. I am not looking to be part of the next Saw movie. Other the that if you or something gets me up I hope it's a place it can be worked off.

Glen

Presto3
3924 posts

4/20/2010 5:14 pm

On your poll I voted on # 4 down on the list. A few periods of disinterest.

polosboy
30933 posts 

4/20/2010 6:26 pm

For the most part, but not during the "Spring Hornies," can force my larger head to control the smaller one ... just not always!!! lol

Whitney

spak22
515 posts 

4/20/2010 7:06 pm

i voted for ... ' my dick runs wild"
well my dick gets hard easily, if i see, read,watch , touch , fell, smell, sniff, kiss something hot... it gets hard like a rock...lol
well.....
interesting

hugs
ulbio

" Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes"

Progear
270 posts

4/21/2010 2:43 am

I chose "Few Periods Of Disinterest" but, really does not take much to get me hard. If I'm with the right guy and he takes my hand I'm hard!

scougie13
3917 posts 

4/21/2010 7:48 am

mines "ever-ready"
mind of its own
take care
Alan.x

cefntx2
4237 posts

4/21/2010 8:43 am

Yes and no!!! If you can figure that one out, You win the prize!!!!

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:00 am

    Quoting bondageboy8705:
    my dick can get hard just from sitting on the couch watching tv like the Simpsons or Family Guy!
The dad on Family Guy does have a well-hung (or low hanging) chin. Maybe you could find an Apu mask and treat your tricks to some Simpsons role play.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:04 am

    Quoting newfinder:
    IT CAN BE TURNED OFF? But why?

    XOXO

    Jack
Some men claim to have morals and act like they aren't always thinking about sex. Real men fuck and suck as often as possible.
I hope your switch remains on.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:09 am

    Quoting shy1000:
    i have problems with control at times but i have to focus and get my mind on something else especially when in public.
I have problems finding others to lose focus and enjoy a public encounter. Thanks for stopping by.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:15 am

    Quoting GWJRinDetroit:
    The only real off switch are teeth closed to tight on my penis. I am not looking to be part of the next Saw movie. Other the that if you or something gets me up I hope it's a place it can be worked off.

    Glen
Glen, The teeth on the penis thing is a great turn-off. There is no excuse for sloppy oral skills. Your idea of combing sex and Saw could be a blockbuster.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:26 am

    Quoting Presto3:
    On your poll I voted on # 4 down on the list. A few periods of disinterest.
I would think your response is typical of most men. My most usual period of disinterest is at work. Nothing there is boner-worthy.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:29 am

    Quoting polosboy:
    For the most part, but not during the "Spring Hornies," can force my larger head to control the smaller one ... just not always!!! lol
OMG, The Spring Hornies are the worst (or the best when lucky). After the Winter cold I look forwad to a fleshy Spring every year.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:32 am

    Quoting spak22:
    i voted for ... ' my dick runs wild"
    well my dick gets hard easily, if i see, read,watch , touch , fell, smell, sniff, kiss something hot... it gets hard like a rock...lol
    well.....
    interesting

    hugs
    ulbio
You are in luck. I am a rock collector. The thought of you running wild has flipped my switch.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:34 am

    Quoting Progear:
    I chose "Few Periods Of Disinterest" but, really does not take much to get me hard. If I'm with the right guy and he takes my hand I'm hard!
You are so right about the chemistry factoring in. Thanks for that perspective and for stopping by.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:35 am

    Quoting scougie13:
    mines "ever-ready"
    mind of its own
    take care
    Alan.x
You keep going, and going, and going...
You go Boy!!!
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 10:39 am

    Quoting cefntx2:
    Yes and no!!! If you can figure that one out, You win the prize!!!!/:>/:>
My guess is that you practice selective, but still not exclusive, homosex. I hope it isn't the booby prize you are offering. I will be waiting to see if I win
PeacXe, Craig

GWJRinDetroit
8987 posts

4/21/2010 2:37 pm

    Quoting saycc:
    Glen, The teeth on the penis thing is a great turn-off. There is no excuse for sloppy oral skills. Your idea of combing sex and Saw could be a blockbuster.
    PeacXe, Craig
That would be a bizarre and very sick movie! Having men trapped and forced to endure all the acts that make men cum. Watching them hold back knowing if they shot a load they will die a miserable death if they don't cut off the slong to stay alive.

Personally I would rather die cumming then cut of my slong.

Glen

callman
4774 posts

4/21/2010 5:28 pm

Whenever I go out of my house I'm just so used to looking for anyone with potential. Hell, even when I don't go anywhere there's always a Fedex or UPS guy knocking on my door...in those shorts...delivering my latest batch of art supplies. I don't bother to flirt with them because they have such a, a...tight...schedule to keep. Oh damn. And spring has nothing to do with it for me...I still am aiming to get at my snowplow guy, somehow. What a looker. You don't know how many times I wished for more than 6 or 7 inches, this past winter.

Best regards, Callman

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 6:02 pm

    Quoting GWJRinDetroit:
    That would be a bizarre and very sick movie! Having men trapped and forced to endure all the acts that make men cum. Watching them hold back knowing if they shot a load they will die a miserable death if they don't cut off the slong to stay alive.

    Personally I would rather die cumming then cut of my slong.

    Glen
What a way to go
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/21/2010 6:04 pm

    Quoting callman:
    Whenever I go out of my house I'm just so used to looking for anyone with potential. Hell, even when I don't go anywhere there's always a Fedex or UPS guy knocking on my door...in those shorts...delivering my latest batch of art supplies. I don't bother to flirt with them because they have such a, a...tight...schedule to keep. Oh damn. And spring has nothing to do with it for me...I still am aiming to get at my snowplow guy, somehow. What a looker. You don't know how many times I wished for more than 6 or 7 inches, this past winter.
Brown does it for me. How does UPS find these guys?
6 or 7 inches any time is a good thing.
PeacXe, Craig

saycc
9515 posts 

4/23/2010 6:28 pm

    Quoting larryakasteven97:
    The switch is usually off..... not that I have lost the ability to do otherwise, but age, drugs and other things make it less likely to be used and or abused as it was in yesteryear! lol I still enjoy good sex when I can get it so do not get me wrong...... I may be off but am not dead.
I think maybe you are probably more on "idle" than "off."
Where have you been? It's good to see you
PeacXe, Craig

whtbttm69
1 post 

12/14/2011 8:28 pm

I have a turn off switch. It's called my wife.

saycc
9515 posts 

12/31/2011 9:03 pm

    Quoting whtbttm69:
    I have a turn off switch. It's called my wife.
I just noticed this comment.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You made my day. Thanks.

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