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The Dirty Jobs... What was yours?
12/14/2005 7:08 am Last Read: |
OK, I have to admit, I got this idea from a blog on another site. But what the heck. What was the dirtiest job YOU'VE ever done? For me it's an easy question. When I lived in Israel, the Kibbutz I was on had a huge commercial chicken operation. Being the observant guy that I am, I noticed that all of the Danish woman who where on the Kibbutz not only worked in the chicken coops but they typically wore nothing but a white smock. Nothing on underneath. Curiosity got the better of me so one day, I volunteered. Now these chicken coops were HUGE. There were 10's of thousands of chickens all in neat little multi-level rows with the roosters in bigger cages around the outside of the coop. I reported for work, was issued a white smock, just like the Danish girls wore and we all went into the building. The head of the coop, a guy by the name of Doobie (No lie  cam out pushing this little cart. On top of the cart was what looked like an overturned bucket with out a bottom. Along with the bucket were little glass vials. Doobie put on this very heavy, long glove and walked over to one of the rooster cages. These roosters were HUGE and VERY mean looking critters. He opened the cage, grabbed a rooster, stuck it head down in the bucket, lifted it's tail and proceeded to jack the rooster off. The rooster came and Doobie collected the semen in one of the little vials. This went on until he had filled all the vials. What I found out was that they were conducting a breeding program that was trying to grow the smallest possible chicken that laid a normal sized egg. Smaller chickens eat less feed thus reducing costs but still producing the same sized eggs. Go figure huh? Anyway, he then passed these little vials filled with sperm out to the various Danish girls and I was paired up with Annie. My job was to open the cage, grab the hen, turn her around, lift her tail and hold her. Annie would take a little blunt syringe, fill it with sperm from the vial and artificially inseminate the chicken. Well, when you stick a syringe up a chickens backside it's first response is to shoot back a solid stream of chicken shit and piss. This stream would invariably land right on Annie and her white smock. Hence the reason they wore these white smocks with nothing underneath. Mystery solved By the time we had finished inseminating literally hundreds of chickens, we were both completely covered in the most god awful smelling chicken crap you've ever seen. That was the dirtiest job I've ever done. oh, btw, once we were done, we ALL stripped off the smocks and jumped into the shower together. There was a method to my madness after all huh? What was your 'dirtiest job' ?? |
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 12/14/2005 12:37 pm |
Taz, that is soooo gross, hey you better tell Toast he isn't chicken shit, cuz you know chicken shit. HaHa, Mike
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