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Robert Mitchum is a Dirty No Good Degenerate
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Feb 24, 2007 7:41 am
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Well, here goes. It's my first blog and you guys are gonna think I'm some kinda weirdo. Umm, maybe you do ALREADY from reading some of my posts on Toast's blogs.
Did you ever have a dream that started out pretty good and turned into, well, sort of a semi-nightmare? I did and it involved Mark, EatSumToast. No, it wasn't a wet dream but I thought it might turn out that way. It didn't.
Here's how it went.
I'm in the lobby of an office building with Mark. It's about 1am and we're leaving to go "Somewhere". This fat lady has to unlock the door to let us out. Before we leave, we see a gift shop in the lobby entrance. It's open and Mark wants to check out the stuff there. Now, I know office buildings don't normally have gift shops and if they do, they're not open at 1am.But anyway, Mark is looking down one aisle and I'm looking at some chinese ivory carving on another aisle. I turned around and Mark wasn't there. I asked the fat lady who was impatiently waiting to let me out if she saw the kid I was with. She said that he went outside. So I went out and Mark wasn't there. The street was empty except for this one dude who spoke with a heavy german accent. I asked him if he saw a kid walk out of the building. He said he hadn't but pointed to a door and said he might be in there. So I went with this german dude through the door and it was this HUGE german beer hall with hundreds of people in it.
I thought to myself that Mark wouldn't go in there. He has to drive and I don't have my license yet. Besides, I didn't know where I was. But then I remembered I had a hotel key in my pocket. It was one of those old fashioned ones with the gigantic plastic fob on it with the room number.
The only thing I could think of doing was to go back into the office building and see if Mark was there. I went back in,and was walking through this empty lobby and suddenly someone grabbed me from behind and picked me up. This guy was huge. About 6" 90. It was the actor Robert Mitchum. He was walking fast and had this determined look on his face. He didn't say anything but he was breathing heavy.
I knew he had something bad in mind when he started poking my butt with his finger. And I'm thinking, whoa, this ain't gonna happen.
So, I pulled the hotel key out of my pocket and started tapping around his eye.lol. I mean, I didn't wanna blind the fucker. Anyways it didn't work and I started yelling. Except instead of my voice, it was the scream of some little girl that came out. You know that shrill scream that little girls have?
That's when I woke up. It was 2:30 in the morning and i was more embarrassed about my voice than scared about getting by a 70 year old version of Robert Mitchum.
Mark, you got some splainin to do.
Seriously, if anyone reads this who knows about dreams, wouldya please tell me WTF THAT was about?
But here are some facts that might help you help me.
Even though Robert Mitchum was a great actor and a good looking guy in his day, he's DEF not my type.
And yes, I would do it with Mark in ANY hotel room or lobby.
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