Horny's jokes

Just trying to make you smile....

Guest Book May 6, 2010 3:03 pm
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Hi,
i started putting jokes down in my blogs as i couldn't think of what to write about.... I get sent loads of jokes by my friends so i'll share the better ones with you...
If you like reading them please tell me...
And send me an invite i'm getting lonely....
Please say hi in my guestbook....
Thank you for taking the time to read them....
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Picture Requests Jul 7, 2010 3:52 pm
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I like being watched on cam and like it when i get asked to do sometime eg. show my cock or ass, or do something that somebody wants to see. It's a big turn on that somebody is enjoying watching me. So that made me think that if anybody has any requests for pictures that they want to see. They could leave a comment on my blog and i'll see what i can do. As a picture can be added to a blog post and i'll put them on my profile albums.

Also if you'd like to see me do anything in a video eg. cum over a picture of yourself or want to see me do anything please ask and i'll try to do it for you...

I hope you find the time and want a request....

Horny x
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Contacting me Oct 3, 2010 1:24 am
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A few people have asked me if they can contact me via email outside of this site to chat or send pictures. I don't mind people contacting me as long as they are polite and I'm happy to receive pictures and chat.
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Love to cam Mar 13, 2011 3:37 pm
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Lately I have a liking of being told what to do on cam. It really makes me horny when somebody is giving me instructions on what they want to see. I'm not into cam 2 cam with people, just being watched. So if you fancy telling me what to do some time, look out for me on my cam. Or get in touch with me.
I'm normally on instant messenger Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights after 11pm GMT.
Look forward to chatting and told what to do for you dirty minded people...

Horny x.
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Jokes - brothers Apr 26, 2012 7:06 am
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Paddy stood at the bar drunk trying to work out how the fuck he's only got 3 brothers when his sister has 4!!!
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Jokes - 2 old men Mar 18, 2012 5:34 pm
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2 old men sitting in a retirement home chatting, “I’m full of aches and pains today Alf, how do you feel?” Alf replies “like a newborn baby Fred.” “Really” says Fred,” a newborn baby?” “Yep, no hair, no teeth and I’ve just shit myself!!!”
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Jokes - Grief Mar 18, 2012 5:28 pm
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Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years and years after its been eaten.
Its called wedding cake!!!!!
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Jokes - A good time Mar 18, 2012 5:22 pm
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My wife said she wanted me to show her a good time.

So I got some photos out of me and my friends before I was married...
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Jokes - secretary Feb 18, 2012 5:59 pm
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I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said"You can't do this to me!"
I said" I know... that's why i'm doing it here..."
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Jokes - Sex exercise Feb 18, 2012 5:56 pm
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They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if i'm wrong, but 2 minutes once in a month ain't going to to shift my fat...
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