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HUGS

JD

Happiest Day Of Your Life May 19, 2012 3:00 pm
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Hi all

Was just listening to Billie Myers - Kiss the rain, when I started thinking back. My life has been interesting. Ive been through some very tough times but here I am today still alive and kicking ass!

So I want to focus on the positive side of life. I have many moment in my life that I will always consider AMAZING and UNFORGETTABLE! Most of them actually happening the last 2 years. I mean when I got my car license after 4 years of not having the finances to do so was pretty damn special to me. Also when I went to study again and well I did an intro course but I passed and got my certificate. I was so proud.

When my fiance proposed on the night before my birthday, Hiding the engagement ring in a pack of cookies that is one of the BEST and MOST TREASURED moments of my life! Also moving into our first house together was also something I hold dear. When I put the car that my mom owned on my name and I finally posessed my first car also is a moment that made me bubble over with happiness.

And then something that changed my life forever. I was unemployed for about 3 years more or less. Looking for work, but because I didnt have a degree and/ or experience in many field I could not find any job. I tried being a waiter but Im just not a peoples person and Im clumsy. lol I have now been working for more than a year again. I moved over to a better company last month. Of which Im now one of the main Managers. It makes me so proud of myself and finally I have my selfworth back.

I think looking back at these moment make me realise how fortunate I have been over these last few years. I really think people including myself take life for granted and expect everything to always just happen without really doing anything from their side to improve it or to get out of depression or bad situations. Life is not easy but isnt it worth fighting for?
I really think so.

Now I would like to know which moments in your life do you treasure? And if you have any hardship stories that you have made it out of and would like to share please do so.

HUGS

JD
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The New Recuit... LOL May 19, 2012 5:37 am
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A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long.
"Let me show you," says the captain.

He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it.

"This'll be the best sex you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy."

The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.

"Wow! That was the best sex I've ever had! I want to do it every day!"

"Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday."

"Why not Thursday?"

"That's your day in the barrel."

HUGS

JD
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Alcohol Please!!!!! May 18, 2012 8:06 am
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Hi all,

What a rough few days Ive had. Working my ass off just to keep up. lol. Still at work so im a very good boy. But when I get home I need a drink!!! I was thinking a whole bottle of wine might help to make me relax.

Now I know I already asked about favorite cocktails, but now I would like to know what type of alcohol do you like straight up. Without mixers etc.

HUGS

JD
Brandy
Whiskey
Sherry
Wine, Red or White, Dry or Sweet
Gin
Vodka
Tequila
Cane
None of the above... Please comment
All of the above... Im not an alcoholic, Im just an opportunist :P
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Teddies or stuffed animals... May 15, 2012 11:00 am
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Hi all,

Growing up I had so many toys and teddies. They are all still packed away in the garage. I dont want to get rid of it as I might have kids of my own one day and well wanna pass some of the toys along to them.

I had this huge panda. It was bigger than me most of my childhood. I have photos of me sleeping on it as a baby. As years passed well MR panda fell apart. I believe it has been given to a Childrens Care Centre.

I have a few teddies that I keep in the house. But we have two little brat doggies who will destroy any teddy you leave infront of them. So yeah the teddies are hidden on the shelves. lol

I still like teddies to this day, and dont care if its a girly habit collecting them. Although like I said Im no collector. lol.

Now I want to know from you guys (even you macho dudes), did you have a favorite teddy as a child and do you still have it, and what made it your favorite?

Hugs

JD
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The Promise. Bound by Blood May 13, 2012 10:59 am
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These notes stuck to me like flies to honey,
They play easily to my song’s grotesquery,
The words screaming like choirs of undead,
Telling tales of secrets hidden deep, unsaid.

The mind, a never forgetting book of doubt,
Writing, correcting, getting every thought out,
You might forget what passes you by, in time,
Locked in your head, plotting a devious crime.

Photographs, fading over time as we age,
Our memories captured, we reminisce those days,
When we had none and still lived like kings,
Aging through time will make you lose these things.

Touch seems to always bring comfort and calm,
As my fingers trace the way across your palm,
Time may pass and we may grow weaker and older,
But life with you will make everything else bolder.

The notes of the past, the book of doubt, the photos fading, the worry of age,
With YOU as my muse, I’d write beautiful, lifelong stories and poems on every page.
Until my heart stops beating my love for you will guide me, save me, enchant me.
I keep this promise my love, and bind it with every last drop of blood within me.
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So Excited!!! One of my poems has been published!!!! May 13, 2012 9:42 am
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Hi All,

Just wanted to share the good news with you all!!! One of my poems is being published in a book called The Broke Ones. As it is dark poetry I think the title is fitting.

I have always written poetry and I dont think people understand my poetry. Its very dark and grotesque, yet it was the only way for me to deal with stuff from my past. To put it into words that make sense to me and to share it.

I am a sucker for great lyrics or poetry. I think it runs in my family. We have this weird way with words. I had a website with about 40 poems on there but it hasnt been active for a few months as I never get around to updating it. I really should get my poetry back out there. It might not be for everyone but Im pretty sure some of you might enjoy it. Will keep you guys updated.

HUGS

JD
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Ultimate Superhero. Tights and all... :D May 13, 2012 9:28 am
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Hi all,

So Ive been a Nerd most of my life. Never been into superheroes and the whole powers thing. But now that Ive grown up I found I actually think heroes are kind of awesome and I would love to have powers... lol Wishful thinking again

Now Ryan Reynolds playing Green Lantern, hes one hot little man. Id be sure to bite him but I don't think he should be playing a role of a Superhero. Hes more of a comedian than a serious Superhero dude.

I used to watch Smallville and that was an awesome series. There are so many different Superheroes and I can guarantee you I don't know half of them.

I want to know who is you favorite Superhero and why? I'm pretty sure we can all agree that tight latex on all Superheroes looks quite uhm... Inviting

Hugs

JD
Superman
Spiderman
Batman
Green Lantern
Ironman
Fantastic Four
X-men
The Flash
None of the above, please comment
All of the above
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Narrow-minded homophobes... BEGONE!!!! May 12, 2012 9:04 am
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Hi All

Was shocked when I saw the comments that people from South Africa posted on the news about Obama supporting gay marriage. Or at least that's what I understood from the news article. People say they hate Obama because of it and he wont be re-elected because he supports it etc.

I really thought that people would leave their narrow-minded views behind in the last century but no fucking chance of that happening. Its scary how people still either fear or hate what they do not understand. Some use religious views, some use personal views. And its ironic how some of them label gays as pedophiles who misuse the youth.

And they say love between two men can never exist, its purely lust. How narrow-minded is that statement!!! I have been engaged for 2 years and am still as in love as ever. And I will always love and cherish my partner. And no one will ever change that!

I don't expect people to understand me and my decision to be gay, but I don't question their morals or views, so I expect them to not judge me. It is my life and I can choose to be whomever or whatever I want to be.

The world is changing fast. Things are becoming different. Kids are having sex at the age of 12 nowadays. Drinking and smoking at that same age. Conservative era is passing quickly. Its scary but its reality. So why is being gay such a big issue for some people?

This is a touchy subject and I don't want any debates, I'm just curious. I want your opinions... Why is being gay such a huge problem for some people? What image do people get if they think of modern day gay folks?

I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD OF WHO I AM! FUCK THE HYPOCRITES! THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND AND THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER!

HUGS

JD
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FLU!!!!! F U!!!!!!! LOL May 7, 2012 1:03 pm
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Hi all,

So I think I might be getting over this friggin flu but im not sure. I get bad headaches, my nose is not blocked anymore (Thank goodness), but my ears feel blocked. I have this weird vertigo type thing happening and my throat is still a bit scratchy.

Now I went to work today and all was fine, just got somewhat irritated with all the people talking so much around me. Dont know if its part of the flu symptoms or just me being a little bitch.

I really feel so weak when I get sick. Like I have no strength to do anything. Just wanna stay in bed and be lazy. But alas I have to work. And next weekend seems so far away. haha.

Now I want to know which remedies works for flu for you guys, and how do you finally know that the flu is passing and that you are getting better?

HUGS

JD
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Die Antwoord (translated from Afrikaans - The Answer).... Zef is Cool? May 5, 2012 3:52 am
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Hi All,

So this band is from South Africa and apparently their music is rather successful? Its called Zef rapping. Now I honestly don't consider it good music. Its a bunch of noise with profanity in between. Now I'm not one of those holy people who doesn't curse etc.

But seriously what the fuck is wrong with people that they can listen to this SHIT and actually agree that its good? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

I ask you guys go look up their song called I Fink You Freeky on Youtube and give me your opinion.

HUGS

JD
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