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May 16, 2010 12:11 pm
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Last month one of Hollywoods true beauties, Dorothy Provine died from emphysemia. Known for her blonde hair and nearly perfect figure, Provine was a sex symbol for her generation. That's why the recent news, following her funeral, is so shocking to me. I don't know if anyone else heard this investigaive report but Miss Provine started her life as a bouncing baby boy. I didn't believe it either at first but checked into this and now believe the report to be true.
Born in Deadwood, South Dakota in 1935, was a beautiful boy named Marion Morrison. His father was killed in a poker game just months before the birth. Marion's mother, Racine, thought her son to be, "the prettiest boy in the state." Racine dresed Marion in frilly hand me downs that his sister Velma could no longer wear. Times were tight and clothes were a luxury during these poor economic times. Marion grew to love being dressed in his sister's old clothes and even caused jealousy when family members would say, "Marion is a lot prettier than Velma." Marion said he never felt right when wearing men's/boy's clothes. Deadwood had few women so Marion decided that he could pass at the age of 14 and began living as a girl. Townsfolk soon forgot that Marion was really a boy and she became quite popular; even being voted Homecoming Queen. An appropriate title.
Marion changed her name to Pinky Pinkham and started perfoming locally. One day a drunken Samuel Goldwyn spotted Pinky and found her to be "the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." Pinky/Marion nevrr revealed to Goldwyn that she was in fact a he. Goldwyn told Pinky she'd need a name change to become a star. The first name was easy. Many impersonators go by Dorothy and Marion/Pinky liked the name. Choosing her last name was not as easy. He/she decided to combine two of her favorite passions, vegetables and cattle and came up with Provine (produce and bovine). She was signed as a contract player and soon became a star. Her most memorable screen performances included THE BONNIE PARKER STORY, and THE 30 FOOT BRIDE OF CANDY ROCK. Dorothy, as she became known was never less than the perfect epitome of platinum womanhood. Her wig wardrobe was so expansive she had to use 3 trunks when traveling just to contain them. As her popularity grew Dorothy became a TV sensation. The show that brought her the most fame was THE ROARING 20'S. When she was given the role she suggested using her old stage/drag name and Pinky Pinkham soon became a media sex symbol.
Long time friend and part-time lover Dean Jones revealed in his autobiography THAT GOD-DAMNED CAT, that he and Dorothy had a long running affair. Jones stated, " I thought it was weird that she only performed oral, did anal, and always kept her bra on during sex. One night in the heat of passion I reached into her pants and got a startling surprize." Knowing this would ruin Dorothy's career Jones never went public. He even said, "Dorothy gives the best head in Tinseltown. A blow job is a blow job." Dorothy was married to another closet homosexual for appearance sake yet continued to have flings with co-stars and producers. She was accused once of participating in a 3-way with Wally Cox and Marlon Brando. Provine stated they were "method actors," who got together for rehearsal. It was rumored that Brando was jealous and threatened to expose her because he wasn't getting enough Cox with Provine around. This strange arrangement lasted for about a year when Cox moved on to Sal Mineo and Brando became straight.
Provine did TV and film work throughout her career and was considered a true sex symbol. Use of cleverly places scarves, Max Factor, and a vegan diet were the things Provine identified as the reasons she retained her femininity. Dorothy never revealed her secret and was hoping to die, and always be remembered, as a beautiful woman. I wonder why Paul Harvey never did the rest of this story...
After the disclosure several actresses, including Lindsay Lohan, Mercedes Ruehl, and Sharon Gless have stepped forward admitting they are "Provines." In fact "Provine" has become the term used to describe passable drag queens in Hollywood.
I always liked Devine, but with her beauty Provine has become my ideal cross dresser. RuPaul could learn from this true trailblazer. Or as she was known backstage - a "tailblazer."
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The Spin Doctor Is In
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May 15, 2010 2:31 pm
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I think I would've liked to have been Hitler's lawyer. Something about a true scumbag intrigues me. That's why I found it amusing that George Reckers was caught with a male escort from rentboy,dot com. Reckers name didn't register with me but I found out he is the co-founder of the Family Research Council (a member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality). The group claims it can cure homosexuality. Reckers is considered an expert, by his religious-right followers, in the field of testimony about how homos threaten and endanger children. When busted by two Miami reporters Reckers, returning from a 10 day European vacation, claimed he had to hire the young man (with an 8" cock) to help "lift his luggage."
This Reckers guy should have spun this tale to gold. Nobody hires male escorts to lift anything except their ass in the air. What was George thinking, and who is supposed to be assisting this lame closet case? I have helped many married men in creating more believable explanations. Shit, I'd have had George publicize the event claiming to be saving "one lost boy at a time." You can fill in some sad tale here and the rentboy dotcom will be an easy payoff. Saint George; getting fags off the streets one by one.
I haven't seen his picture but I bet George does not get by on his looks alone so he needs better PR. I will do it for free. If he lets me watch him and the rentboy. I won't lift his luggage but I'd be glad to kick it across the room.
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Poop Scooper
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May 14, 2010 6:50 pm
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I have again been having connectivity problems and need to catch up with the blogs this weekend. I am quite excited because I actually read a respected source of unbiased journalism and non-fiction gold. Being a social dynamo it is very difficult for me to keep up with my favorite scholastic publication: The National Enquirerer.
The front page featues a humongous Penny Marshall. Spoiler alert--- if you can add Penny to your death pool she looks ripened. The article claims that a side effet from her chemotherapy (I can't remember the cancer) is the great weight gain. However, to be fair and make readers feel sorry for skinny people too they included a picture of Dame Elizabeth Taylor. Liz looked like four sticks tied in a "X" shape with a blackhairred Dorothy Hammil doll's head smashed onto the top of the sticks. In jeweled shoes and slumping in a wheelchair. The article spoke of her beauty and her inability to get over Richard Burton.
So far so good. But wait... Just when I was wondering what kind of surreal turn this paper could take I came on an advice column by the famous counselor that millions flock to for advice, Miss Debbie Reynolds. To have Debbie working for the paper making fun of Liz "Homewrecker" Taylor seemed very appropriately sick to me. Then I read the letters seeking Debbie's advice. The winner was from a woman who has been aware for some time her husband is a cheater. She thought he had changed his ways then found out he's boffing multiple women. The letter stated that when the Tiger Woods scandal broke her husband claimed he was a sex addict. Since the letterwriter's husband cannot afford sex addict treatment the woman wondered if there was even such an addiction.
Okay, think back and tell me what Debbie knows about addiction other than being an enabler/dysfunctional family member? Anyway Debbie told the woman that sex addiction is very real and to go to SA meetings for cheap/free support. Not to be one to disagree with the great Debbie Reynolds who was so inspiring as the mother on Will And Grace, but...
This whole sex addiction thing is out of hand. Just say, " the man has a dick." I don't know about anyone else but one of my strongest natural drives is my sex drive. Natural. When I get hungry I eat. When I get horny I sex. Man is not built to be monogamous so any port in a storm when in sexual overdrive seems a logically natural solution. "Don't go to bed hungy or horny," I always say. Do you really buy the sex addiction excuse?
I do have to thank Debbie though. I met 4 guys at my first SA meeting and they are helping me to relapse.
See you all soon.
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New This Fall
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May 11, 2010 8:44 pm
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Following the success of GLEE, executives at Fox today announced at least two spin-offs. Coming on Thursdays this fall the series, DEBATE, will follow the pratfalls of a high school debate team. "It will be GLEE without music," gushed programming director Chet Phlem. "We are expecting such big ratings that we will follow with AUDIO VISUAL: OMAHA, in early winter; before Christmas. The hijinks of the AV club will make GLEE seem tame in comparison." Phlem also announced that there are several open castings, looking particularly for lesbians in velour track suits and hot 30 year ols twinks with mohawks. Fox expects GLEE to become their CSI-type franchise.
Not to be outdone, and with even greater monetary restraints than Fox. Logo TV today announced that naked sports night will feature GLBT athletes playing various sports with painted-on uniforms. Logo expects huge ratings and low overhead as most of the guys/gals/undecided will play just for the exposure. Soccer season on Logo kicks off September 23. Check your local listings.
I have already programmed my Tivo.
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Jeopardy
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May 10, 2010 5:54 pm
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If you were going to be on Jeopardy and could hand pick your opponents who would you want to play against. Would you pick two people you think you'd stomp or would you want to compete with two smart people. I'd go for the money and pick two people I am pretty sure I'd beat. There are many to pick from and all of them, although I'd beat them at Jeopardy, are more successful than I could ever dream of being. But that does not make them smart. An obvious choice would be anyone named Brittany. Jessica Simpson would also be an easy opponent. I think Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey would be easy to beat except for the fact they look so good (usually, when beardless). But if I had to play Jeopardy to win I would want to go against Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin. Not that they are dumb, especially, but more that they are not quick-witted.
What two opponents do you think you'd beat easily at Jeopardy? With my luck there'd be a couple categories like guns and ammo and Sarah would romp.
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Love Yemeni Style
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May 9, 2010 5:38 pm
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I recently read information about Yemen that I found interesting. Considering the only thing I know about Yemen is that Chandler faked moving there on Friends it was good to learn more. Yemen today is considered a breeding ground for al-Queda militants and has relegated women to second class status. Their weddings are the thing I found to be the most interesting. I considered how I would accept such arrangements, if indeed queers were able to follow the Yemen tradition.
Having been raised in a nation that gives individual freedoms, and for the most part gender equality, I have never considered being a part of an arranged marriage. Yemeni weddings are not co-ed. The men convene in a banquet hall, tent, or a courtyard where the listen to music, take pictures,and chew khat (which would possibly make the list of MLB banned substances) with other men. The women meet at the groom's parents or another house in the neighborhood where they listen to music, dance, ululate (a celebratory form of yodeling), and also chew khat. After 3 or 4 days of celebrating the groom is led to the room where the bride is staying. This is typically the first time the couple meets, as arranged marriages are still the norm. Then the guests wait until the happy couple emerge from their room signifying they have sealed the deal.
Supposed you lived in a mythical land where the tradition was for pre-arranged gay marriage. Would you like your chances? I tend to think I'd be getting the better end of the deal. Not that I endorse marriage in any form, but if it was not a choice and I had to do it, I'd be getting the better deal than my mate. It might be kinda hot, all the pre-wedding anticipation of my bethrothed. Better still I'd like to find my man wrapped head to toe with just an eye slit like the women are forced to wear. Then I'd get to unwrap my partner. I also like the idea of emerging into a roomfull of people who know I just got laid.
What do you think your chances would be in a pre-arranged wedding. Would you be the catch or would your partner be more likely to be the catch in your union? I am pretty vain but I also own a mirror so I'd almost certainly be getting the better end of the deal. I would probably go for this arrangement, as long as I didn't have to stop having sex with other men.
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Multiple Guess Sunday
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May 9, 2010 8:42 am
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This is a mulitple choice quiz from Mental Floss magazine. If you are smart and have not seen it I suggest you check it out. Interesting facts and fun bi-monthly. I hope you can relax and enjoy this.
1.) What breed od dog is commonly referred to as the "Russian Wolfhound?"
a. Basenji; b.) Saluki; c.) Whippet; d.) Borzoi
2.) A blue horseshoe has long served as what team's logo?
a.) Broncos; b.) Cowcoys; c.) Chargers; d.) Colts
3.) Which controversial novel was originally titled TENDERNESS?
a.) Lady Chatterley's Lover; b.) Lolita; c.) Ulysses; d.) Fanny Hill
4.) What tell-tale shape is hidden inside the FedEx logo?
a.) a truck; b.) a wedge; c.) an arrow; d.) a cross
5.) Which U.S. president was the target of 2 known assisination attempts only 17 days apart?
a.) F.D.R.; b.) L.B.J; c.) Ford; d.) Reagan
6.) Which American humorist died in a plane crash along with aviator Wiley Post?
a.) Bill Nye; b.) Will Rogers; c.) Mark Twain; d.) James Thurber
7.) What's the only Protestant denomination in the U.S. with more than 30 million members?
a.) Baptist; b.) Lutheran; c.) Presbyterian; d.) Methodist
8.) What dance-focused film was released in Mexico under the title ELECTRODANZA?
a.) Dirty dancing; b.) Flashdance; c.) Footloose; d.) Breakin'2; Electric Boogaloo
9.) What is the southernmost nation in Central America?
a.) Panama; b.) Guatemala; c.) Nicaragua; d.) Honduras
10.) Graves' disease causes an abnormal protrusion of which part of the human body?
a.) the nose; b.) the eyeballs; c.) the tongue; d.)the testicles
11.) What British name applies to a type of sofa, a style of overcoat, and a brand of cigarettes?
a.) Davenport; b.) Winston; c.) Wellington; d.) Chesterfield
12.) In 2010 which film won six Academy Awards, more than any other picture?
a.) AVATAR; b,) PRECIOUS; c.) THE HURT LOCKER; d.) INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
13.) Tha word "doctor" comes from a latin term meaning:
a.) teacher; b.) healer; c.) writer; d.) sailor
14.) During World war I, the term "ace" applied to pilots that had brought down how many enemy planes?
a.) 3; b.) 10; c.) 50; d.) 100
15.) marsh Island lies off the coast of what U.S. state?
a.) Maine; b.) Louisiana; c.) New Jersey; d.) Florida
16.) Beck's beer is a product of what nation?
a.) Germany; b.) Belgium; c. Ireland; d.) Norway
17.) The middle initial of Confederate general Robert E. Lee stands for:
a.) Edward; b.) Eagle; c.) Eugene; d.) Edgar
18.) Where would you be most likely to find a "pulvule?"
a. ) on a printed page; b.) in the deep ocean; c.) on an oily ship; d.) in a medicine bottle
19.) What famed greeting did comedienne Minnie Pearl use to open her show?
a.) "Hello, Nurse!". b.) "Hi-Ho"; "Hey, y'all!"; d.) "Howdy"
20.) Which of the 26 letters in the English alphabet is the most recent edition to the set?
a.) Z; b.) J; c.)W; d.) U
21.) On American highways, hospital signs feature a white "H" on what color background?
a.) red; b.) green; c.) blue; d.) yellow
22.) new York's Julliard School was founded in 1905 to instruct students in what art form?
a.) music; b) architecture; c.) graphic design; d.) dance
23.) members of the Religious Society of Friends are better known by what name?
a.) Mormons; b Shakers; c.) Quakers; d.) Jehovah's Winesses
24.) What nation is scheduled to host the Winter Olympics in 2014?
a.) Canada; b.) Germany; c.) Russia; d.) Chile
25.) According to Hallmark, what's the 2'nd biggest card-giving holiday in America, behind Christmas?
a.) Mother's day; b.) Halloween; c.) Valentine's Day; d.) Easter
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Here are the answers: 1-d; 2-d; 3-a; 4-c; 5-c; 6-b; 7-a; 8-b; 9-a; 10-b; 11-d; 12-c; 13-a; 14-b; 15-b; 16-a; 17-a; 18-d (it is a gelatin capsule); 19-d; 20- b; 21-c; 22-a; 23-c; 24-c; 25-c.
Hope this was enjoyable. If this had been an actual test I'd probably have failed. that's why I like multiple choice; I have a chance to guess correctly. I also like diversions on Sunday.
Have a good week.
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Dead Or Alive
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May 8, 2010 1:11 pm
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Since it is the weekend I want to post something light and breezy. There seems to be a lot of negativity in the blog pages lately so I want to post some irrelevant games this weekend for you to play. To enjoy at a leisurely, non-political way. I am not interested in the comments when I post these games so I will not be taking comments. If you like this kind of post (games) let me know and I will do more of them from time to time. I hope to post a multiple choice thing later this weekend but for now let's play Dead Or Alive. The answers are at the bottom of the page so cheat at your own leisure. I do when given the chance, but I do like to play. Just choose dead or alive with each person listed. I was surprized I did not do better at this game. My next post will probably concern people I would enjoy watching die, but for now I will keep it Hallmarky by comparison.
1. Herb Alpert 2. Bryan Ferry 3. Julie London 4. Dion
5. Maria Callas 6. Jim Croce 7. Syd Barrett 8.Gene Vincent
9. Roy Acuff 10. Don Everly 11. Della Reese 12. Jane Goodall
13. Eddie Kendricks 14. Ed Ames 15. Anita Bryant
16. Brandon Tartikoff 17. John Forsythe 18. Robert Culp
19. Fess Parker 20. Merlin Olsen 21. Robert Guillaume
22. Gunther Gebel-Williams 23. Alan Hale Jr.
24. Paula Prentiss 25. Lauren Bacall
I hope you enjoyed this. I didn't know exactly who some of them are but a 50/50 chance is better odds than I usually get. Have a great weekend.
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Answers: a=alive d=dead
1.a 2.a 3.d 4.a 5.d 6.d 7.d 8.d 9.d 10.a 11.a
12.a 13.d 14.a 15.a 16.d 17.d 18.d 19.d 20.d
21.a 22.d 23.d 24.a 25.a
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Phew! OP Gains New Life
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May 2, 2010 12:20 pm
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Just when I thought the blog pages were lacking along comes kissame (with at least 14 blogs in a day posted) to add little to nothing to the quality of the blogs. This kind of thing makes me wish for the way things were a few weeks ago when only the most recent post by the blogger is on the recent posts page. But he isn't the only one posting multiple, valueless entries per day. I am also sick of the "it sure is nice here in Missouri" blogs with a picture of trees. I can appreciate some of the multiple posts when the quality of the blog is there. But the multiple, insipid posts indicate for me great need for validation. I don't know of a solution but when the blogs are filled with shit it is hard to find the shineola. I will add a picture of a dick just to make this a quality post.
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K2 Summit
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Apr 30, 2010 7:14 pm
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Being an advocate of the joys of marijuana I was curious when I heard about K2. A legal alternative that gives you the pot buzz without criminalizing your behavior. I had heard a little bit about it and a co-worker told me she had tried it and liked it. She said it had a weird taste but was otherwise okay. Another friend told me he had heard the buzz was at least as good as pot. I decided to get some.
I called a local store that sells it to find out more about it. The woman who answered said, "we sell it to be used as incense. We can't promote it being smoked." Still I tried to get more dope on the non-dope. I asked, "If someone were to try smoking this incense would they use a pipe or papers?" The reply was, "I cannot talk about people smoking it but it comes in a plastic bag." I figured for $30 it was worth checking out.
It came in a zip-seal 4x4 packet labelled "K2 Summit." For some reason they add the "Summit" to the name even though nobody would pay that much for a small sack of incense. I had the papers in the car and for the first time in decades was able to legally twist one up in the parking lot. I think it looks like a cross between potpourri and hampster litter. It rolled easily and I eagerly took the fist hit. Fuck me running it was almost impossibe to hold it; too harsh. My system naturally adjusted and within another hit or so the smoke was tolerable. Not knowing what to expect I was surprized that I did, indeed, feel stoned. A legal high. Life just improved. The price is a little high compared to the black market smoke but is easily attainable. The only thing I really didn't like was the aftertaste which made me crave gum after smoking to cover the skank in my mouth. It reminded me of a hampster litter aftertaste, after dousing the litter in Nautica cologne.
So tonight I am legally high and really enjoying it. Have any of you tried it? I'd like to know what you know about the K2 because I know little to nothing about it except for the result smoking the shit attains. Since nothing I enjoy is halthy, and I doubt that putting smoke in your body at any time is ever healthy, I wonder what the rub is that stores have to sell it as incense.
I would like to see real pot made available for legal purchase. I will do my part and swear I only use pot as incense if that will do any good.
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