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The Creep Factor
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Nov 14, 2011 5:11 pm
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There are people who just creep me out. I can't hardly stand to look at them. Some for good reason, some for no reason. But they all have the creep factor. Paula Poundstone, Carrot Top, Rosie, Rush, and many people who aren't famous (and others who are) all have it. Sandusky has it in spades. Like I said it isn't always appearance related, although once someone acquires the creep factor their appearance will do the trick and I won't be able to stand to watch them. Michael jackson had all his bases covered. In addition to looking like a cross between one of the flying Oz monkeys and the Plantars Peanut guy he creeped young boys. I don't care about his talent because creepy is creepy. John Wayne Gacy is the total package in creepery too. I bet most people feel the same way about creeps.
The creep factor is also prevalent in real life too. There are people that creep me out when I first meet them and eventually I find out that they are indeed creepy. Years ago I went to a Christmas party with a friend. After about a half hour I told her I was leaving because the host and his family were creeping me out. She was pissed because she is fat and there was free food. She questioned why I was so creeped out. A month later the guys step-daughter turned him in for being an Arkansas Daddy. I bet most of us get gut feelings about creeps but are too nice to verbalize them.
As I get older I find that all I have to do is go to a gay bar and younger guys will let me know, mostly by disgusted looks as they pass by, that I have the creep factor myself. Fair enough. Just looking at younger guys profiles on OP I find some who ask that "anyone old enough to be my father not message me." Creep factor. I find young women who date/fuck much older, sickly, rich guys to be pretty creepy. Think Anna Nicole. Many gay guys find older guys who focus on younger partners to be creepy, fairly or unfairly this is a truth. I know that guys here find it creepy that I will admit to some of the things I have done-like sex at Hustler. I find ScatMen to be a pretty creepy bunch overall. It doesn't seem like many Matt Damons are into water sports or poop play does it?
Who makes your list? I like to listen to Pink but watching her is another story. She makes my list. I won't mention the others on my Creep List because I'd be interested in knowing who creeps you out. Plus my list is long.
If you can't/won't admit someone creeps you out let me know. I will sent an overtly sexually suggestive email and change your mind.
peace, saycc
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Just A Suggestion
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Nov 9, 2011 7:20 pm
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I think a Cain/Sandusky ticket would be just the thing to make Herman seem less creepy.
Maybe.
peace, saycc
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Cars
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Nov 8, 2011 6:11 pm
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I really like cars.
I like cars with some milege the best. Cars that have been around the block a few times.
I like cars that are well manitained. Clean interiors make the ride fresher.
I like to drive at night on quiet, dark backroads.
Sometimes I like classical music playing in the background.
Other times I like an off road vehicle with some Nine Inch Nails blasting.
I like the defogger.
I like leather seats and chrome and a stick shift on the floor.
I like putting the top down. I also like keeping the top up.
I like driving. I also like being taken for a ride.
The most people I have shared a ride with is 7. It was a good ride and really put some miles on the car.
I like cars that don't burn a lot of gas.
Hybrids fascinate me. Battery operated cars are cool sometimes but I usually prefer to fuel up.
I don't always buy American; imports are sexy too.
As much as I like cars I know I am not dependent on them.
I have gotten myself to where I needed to go enough times without a car that I know I can reach that destination on foot.
Share the road. Enjoy the ride.
peace, saycc
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Mirror Images
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Nov 7, 2011 3:11 pm
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I have wanted to write a baseball related blog since the World Series. I got to go to Game 7 and also to the parade the following Sunday which both left me drained. Truly one of the best times of my life. But that is so typical I waited. And boy am I glad I did because something kinda related happened to me last Friday and it is OP-worthy.
A local man made a generous ($50-150,000) donations to erect a statue of Albert Pujols. It was unveiled last week outside Pujols 5 restaurant in a local shopping center. The statue unveiling was televised and the paper covered it. Pujols posed with his hand sreaching heavenward, forefingers extended. Pujols does this whenever he hits a homer. Thanking Jesus. I am sure Jesus appreciates it but doubt He had anything to do with the homer. Pujols said he likes the statue because it shows he is first, and foremost a Christian. Whatever floats your boat as far as I am concerned. I work with adults with disabilities and decided to take a group to see the statue. I was in a shitty mood and not really enjoying the trip when we arrived and parked. Then things improved. I caught my first glimpse of the man in a dress.
Not a dress really, but heels, nylons, a grey skirt and suit jacket all tailored, immaculate and expensive. Easily the best womens clothing on display. It was the wig that gave it away. (Okay, the wig and the 6'6" frame.) The wig was Mary Hartman orange with bangs and the back hair hung over the shoulders. Of course it was put on crooked enough to give it away too. I lost track of her as I got the guys out and headed toward the statue.
When we got to the statue she was there. I saw her close up and saw that she was older, probably in her 70's, no make up, and her waddle discreetly covered her Adam's Apple. She asked me to take her picture at the statue. If I hadn't had the guys with me I'd have fled with the camera; good luck catching me in those heels Sister! I agreed and she went up next to Albert. Then she made my day. She started posing in the most uninhibited ways imaginable, my favorite being the "thanking Jesus" pose; like the statue. Then I smiled for the first time all day. She made my day.
Normally I am the most critical man around. I'd point out that she didn't fool anyone and wonder if she had a mirror to check before leaving the house. Then it hit me. She was happy with herself. Confidant. Secure in her being. It hit me that 2 people can look at the same thing and see 2 different things. I wanted to go to a game with her. I wanted what she had. Sometimes I dread going out to places men meet because the mirror image is so much differsnt than it was in 1980. Maybe the mirror doesn't reflect the true image in some cases. This woman gave me one of my favorite World Series memories. I wanted to shout "YOU GO GIRL,!!!!" at the top of my lungs but decided not to in such a setting.
I love baseball. maybe because it brings such a diverse crowd in just for the love of the game.
peace, saycc
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I Wanna Be A Spaceman
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Oct 20, 2011 7:33 pm
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I heard on the radio this morning that scientists were excited that there is a new planet forming. A star surrounded by gasses as large a Jupiter. This afternoon I was disappointed to find out that the initial discovery turned out to be Rush Limbaugh covering the Republican debates. "Although he is certainly large enough to qualify, and is definitely somewhere out there and considered uninhabitable, Mr. Limbaugh does not qualify for planethood," stated Dr. Fritz DuCat of the Excellence In Astronomy Observatory. Dr. DuCat continued, "It was an honest mistake which occurred due to the massive emissions generated at the debates."
On a happier note Khaddafy is no more. I wish Bin Laden had been treated more like MoMo when he was captured. I enjoyed hearing about the rebels propping his ass on a car and beating him with shoes. The film showing his corpse with the bullet hole in his head was also inspiring. I guess this is the best time, in a long time, to make plans to visit beautiful Libya. They love Americans so much already I bet they'd love to share their happiness with our international jet setters.
I as disappointed that a few weeks ago St. Louis missed making the list of the most dangerous cities to live in. Detroit beat us again. But I have to wonder why, all of the sudden, we St. Louisans were left off the list. We were recently tops in this category. I know there are plenty of shootings here. I also know that most of the crime here is not reported on the news. Some of my coworkers live in the highest crime area of the city and are always talking about the crime in their neighborhood. One woman tripped on her stairs a few months ago when running from a car firing shots in a gang retaliation. She said if she hadn't tripped the bullet would have hit the back of her head. When the police showed up she showed them the bullet lodged in the wall. They told her that they couldn't be sure that bullet was from this incident. It was not reported in/on the news. So kudos to Detroit! Last summer they had one of those things where people could turn weapons in with the police to get tham off the street (the weapons, not the people-although that is probably a better idea). They had to evacuate the facility when someone turned in a live hand grenade.
Maybe I will cancel my Libyan reservation and save some money. Detroit sounds like more fun than the Middle East. And I can speak Michiganese almost fluently.
I should've been a planet.
peace, saycc
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Nada High Coup, Artoo
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Oct 17, 2011 5:35 pm
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I have been away for a week or two, but there is a good reason. I have been spending time introspectively; reflecting on life. Seeking my Hallmark nirvanna. I have an ulterior motive: I want to be picked to read my poetry at Obama's second inauguration.
That's right... saycc poet. Who'da thunk it? But I figure since B. Hussein ended DADT I am the perfect person to offer a uniuque perspective. I also figure if Maya Fucking Angelou could read what she passes off as poetry at Clintons wingding I can certainly read what I pass off as poetry at Barry's bash. Plus I bet he'd be happy to have me instead of Maya because Hillary told him how her family had to "take in the camphorous vapors from her cunt funk," at Bill's swearing in. If there is one thing I lack it is cunt funk. Since I knew Barrack, and probably many of you too, would be skeptical, I submitted these two samples of my literary self-ineptitude. I hope you will email the President to endorse me as the new Poet Lariat of the USA. Please enjoy.
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BREAKFAST, by saycc
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Some men are
like Waffle House...
No matter how much
I crave them...
I know I'll probably find
a gnat
stuck to the
syrup dispenser...
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LOVE, by saycc
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I don't want
a guy who
sucks to completion...
Yuck
I want
a guy who
sucks through completion...
Yum
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I hope you are as pleasnatly surprized by my new softer side as I am. Like I always say: If you live your life like it's your last day on earth, eventually you will be right.
peace, saycc
Your inaugural poet
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Now I Get It
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Sep 29, 2011 8:19 pm
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I got an overdue chance to catch some of my favorite radio show the other day when I left work early. I excitedly turned on the EIB (Excellence In Broadcast) network to catch Rush. One reason I enjoy Rush so much is that He always keeps plugging away as if He is making sense, and I am clueless as to figuring His logic. I was soon to be, not disappointed. It is nothing for Rush to take shots at The Chosen One, and that does not bother me at all. It just strikes me as kinda odd that He takes these shots all day long (okay, 3-4 hours a day, 5 days a week) yet when "The Liberal Media makes a statement about Palin or O'bachmann He says "can you imagine how mad they (the Liberals) would be if Conservatives took shots like that at Barrack Hussein (He always mentions the Presidents middle name, I guess to stir some anti-911 sentiment 10 years later)Obama?"
Anyway, I was eager for more of His wisdom. It came in a bucket. I found out that Obamas tax rebates a few years back was "what amounts to a Democrat money laundering scheme." HUH??? I was eager for furthur enlightenment. Rush went on to say that the rebate money went to the Union dues paid by the members, which was then donated to the Democratic Party. I must really be lucky because I am not even a Union member but I still got the rebate! This is undoubetedly the most well-planned money laundering scheme of all time! That's why I think Rush may actually be helping Barrack!!! I would think someone with the brilliance to put money in everyones pocket, which than gets kicked back to support that person, would be able to come up with a plan to help the economy.
Unfortunately I didn't listen long because He makes my ears bleed after a short time. Since I am all for bringing us all together as a people, I have found the perfect candidate that I think we can all endorse.  Except for the Aryans, and not too many candidates seek their support anyway.
I may start my own EIB network here on OP:
Excremental Insidious Blogging.
peace, saycc
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Tube Boob.
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Jul 27, 2011 3:15 pm
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I have been off OP before but always for a good reason. Like looking for more actual hook-ups. Or actually going out and doing shit. Not this time. I really wasn't bored with OP, in fact I have found the blogs to be pretty good. I didn't not feel the urge to blog; I just got distracted by nothing. I have reverted to the 60's, with 120 choices (at least) instead of the 4 I had to choose from then. That's right, I resumed my affair with TV. Even when it's bad I watch it. I lack the Zapper Gene and pretty much stick to whatever comes on. But I must sit on the remote a lot because there has been a variety. Recently most of my favorites have returned. True Blood just keeps getting better. Followed by Curb Your Enthusiasm it is a pretty solid 90 minutes. Hopefully this is Curb's last year. They've done it all already but it can still be gut-busting funny. Weeds is back and I gotta say I don't understand why Hunter Parrish and Justin Kirk aren't Gay Gods. I also watch a ton of cooking shows and feel safe in saying that if I am ever dropped into the jungle with skirt steak, coconut milk, rice crispy cereal, and turnips I will be able to whip up a truely tasty treat.
I have also been watching a lot of baseball. I used to be able to sit through the games when the announcers were decent. I was lucky in that I had a transistor radio glued to my ear to hear Harry Caray, Jack Buck, Bob Ueker, Joe Garagiola call games. Today the Cardninals have Mike Shannon and (surely the worst guy ever) Something Rooney. People in St. Louis play drinking games when Shannon broadcasts. He is so drunk by the 6'th inning the mistakes just pour from his mouth. A few weeks ago Johnny Damon passed Joe Damagio on the all-time career hit list. Shannon pointed out that Damagio lost 5 years to duty in the Armed Services. Shannon said that after "serving a year in the Korean was Damagio served 4 years in the Civil War." History you can't learn anywhere else. Shannon got his reputation as a fountain of knowledge way back when he was calling an away game. He said that he wished there was some way the listeners in St. Louis could see the Moon because it was so incredible. Now he realizes all St. Louisans are privy to Moon viewage. To play Shannon Shooters just drink a beer any time he mentions a "cold, frosty Bud." Or when he mispronounces a name/word. He used to be good for a 12 pack when Cincinatti played in Synergy Field. Good times.
Speaking of baseball, KUDOS to Derek Jeter. What a stud. Truely.
I am glad to see the Pirates doing well. Don't get me wrong, I could care less about Pittsburgh or the "We Are Family" Buccos. I am glad because Clint Hurdle is managing the Pirates. First of all I think "Clint Hurdle" is one of the all-time stud jock names. Most of all I am glad because I remember back in the day he was rumored to be George Brett's cumdump. It is a shame he has not held up well. He looks like he could hold his own with Shannon now. Are any of you old enough to remember that rumor? It was pretty well known (and never denied).
Okay, I may be back for a while unless a Chopped marathon comes on. Or Ice Loves Coco. If you need to see a train wreck tune in the IceT show on E (I think). This woman (Coco T) goes on my Death List next year. Every inch of her is inflated. One episode is all anyone will ever need. Guaranteed. See what I mean? There are so many bad shows and so few people like me that appreciate the worst of them. Bad taste is a strange mistress.
peace, saycc
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Celebrity Look Alike Hook-Ups
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Jul 7, 2011 9:21 pm
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Tonight I arranged to meet a guy who described himself as 28, red hair, and height/weight proportionate. "I am definitely not obese," he stated. He works at the mall near where I am staying and we planned for him to drop by when he finished work. His voice was hot. I should have just done phone with him. He pulled into the driveway and I couldn't believe my eyes when he got out of his SUV. A celebrity look alike!
What a surprize, he works at The Cheesecake Factory and was dressed head to toe in white.
Have you ever had a date with a celebrity look alike?
Sadly I had to tell him I was too tired to "do anything," and he was very nice about it. He is going to call tomorrow. I guess I am obligated to fill the tub with hot chocolate. I kinda doubt I will be answering the call though. It has been raining pretty much since I arrived. I guess the beach will still be here when I return. I usually do my man-shopping in person at the beach.
Fuck me running again.
peace, saycc
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Vacation So Far
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Jul 5, 2011 11:00 am
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Round trip tickets to Naples: $339
Emergency locksmith when locked out my first night at 2:30am: $115
The look on Ron's boyfriends face when he caught me with my hand up Ron's shorts at Bambusa: Priceless
Outdoor sex month:
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