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Ferret Follow-Up
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Jun 30, 2011 6:28 pm
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I am beginning to think I may be clairvoyant. That's probably not the right word but, it sounds rutzier than psychic. I have mentioned people or made statements in my blog at least 3 times fairly recently and there has been a notable deed or discovery associated with all 3. First, in my blog dedicated to keeperofthegoat I mentioned Mardy Fish. I bet this week is the first time most people heard his name on the news. He played Nadal at Wimbledon. You're welcome Mardy. Mardy Fish; What a queer name. Lesbianish.
My second blogging miracle happened recently. As most know I LOVE baseball and posted a pic of my favorite flavor this season, Ryan Braun. The Brewers played my Cardinals the next night and guess who homered? Sorry Albert.
More recently I posted about an alleged ferret attack that left a toddler with only 2 thumbs and part of a pinky. At the time I heard the parents had been charged with not being home when the attack of their 4 month old son occurred. I said I smelled a rat. Well, I googled and may be onto something.
The actual attack occurred in April in Grain Valley, Mo. This is what I found out happened. Firefighters responded to a call of an "animal attacking a baby." A neighbor placed the call. They saw the baby with only 2 thumbs and part of a pinky. The baby pulled through. The parents claimed their 4 month old son was asleep in a rocker. His father was asleep in another room and the mother was sleeping in the same room as the baby. So they claimed.
This part kills me. Did you know there is a ferret hotline? Sharon Cannon heard the story quickly and went to the home. Cannon is Director of the Kansas City Ferret Hotline. Her quote is better if you see the footage. She reminds me of one of those Death Penalty Vigilites that shows up every time a murderer is about to get his injection. All she needed was a candle.
"I was devastated for the baby. I was devastated for the ferret. I was just quite shocked honestly. This is not normal ferret behavior." There were several reports that this sounded more like a rat attack than a ferret. Rats have been known to do this. Ferrets? Ferrets are basically too stupid. ferrets food is imprinted (Please act like you know what this means so I don't have to try to explain. Thanks.) A ferret would basicaally starve if deprived of imprinted food even if there was possible meat available. Also ferrets teeth are not sharp enough to chew 8 fingers off a baby quickly.
The fact that rats were even mentioned makes me think they were living in some shit hole. The fact that the mother slept though her 4 month son being mauled in the same room is beyond me. One other thing, the father killed the ferret. Tests indicated the ferret was not reacting due to some disease. There are virtually no reports of ferrets attacking humans. Ever. Now it seems the lie-ass parents weren't even around so good luck ever knowing what actually happened. I think a rat did the deed. I still smell a rat. At least one.
peace, saycclairvoiant
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Knob Gobbling: Blow Job Month Technique
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Jun 26, 2011 8:29 pm
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Let's not forget the art of knob gobbling.
(Sorry that images never post as intended on my blog but there is a bigger version on my blog page.)
I have been away this weekend and will try to catch up tomorrow.
peace, saycc
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Blow Job Month: Question of Terminology
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Jun 21, 2011 8:26 pm
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I was listening to the radio this morning and the DJ's were repeating an old saying:
If a man drives one truck he is not a trucker.
But if a man sucks one cock he is a cocksucker.
What if a man sucks one trucker?
What would you call him?
peace, saycc
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Most Of It Is True
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Jun 16, 2011 7:23 pm
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Yesterday I listened to the radio newscast driving home from work and, may I say: BONANZA!!! The first story was a Weiner update. The first mention of Ginger Lee. The info I heard was that she was a stripper who was coming forward because she became alarmed when she realized what was really going on with Tony. There was a sound bite of her basically saying," I can't believe he would ask me to lie. If he'd lie about me who knows what he'll lie about." Later in the day, after retaining Gloria Allred as her attorney Lee was all over the mics. But now she was a porn star. And she NEVER responded to any of Weiners sexually explicit Twits. She is an honest American who was asked to lie by a public official. I tend to believe the stripper story rather than the porn star version. That's because the night she broke the news her fee for an "engagement" at a strip club tripled. Now I am no fan of this Weiner but please don't piss on my leg and tell me it is raining. A porn star who ignores sexual messages? And I bet she has never done anything with a married man who would lie about her before! Especially a congressman with a pregnant wife. Ginger Lee. What a breath of air.
The second story combines 3 very intriguing ingredients: The Catholic Church; The Homeless; and Hooter's Girls. There is a homeless center in St. Louis, St. Patrick's, that is having a fund raiser where various restaurants donated all/part of the proceeds on a given night. St. Patrick's Center serves untold numbers of people in many areas of life. Expensive. Hooters signed on to help raise money. St Patrick's Center is operated by the Catholic Church. Good Catholics wrote letters of protest to St. Patrick's leaders because Hooter's does not promote the kind of environment that Christians should dine in. Hooter's was then told "thanks but no thanks" by St. Pats. Well, as it turns out the waitresses at one of the Hooter's offer many hours volunteering at St. Patrick's Center serving meals, cooking, etc. In their street clothes and on their own time. They help find sponsors for their trivia night fundraisers. I'd be one pissed Hooter's Girl. What do you think about this? To me it is like burning a blanket for heat.
The 3'rd story is the most incredible. I found nothing in the paper about it and am not sure if this story is local. I kinda hope not because yuck. I smell a rat. A couple was arrested when their cell records showed that they were not at home at the time their child (no specific mention of age, just "toddler") was found in the home with only 2 thumbs and part of her pinky. This part is the incredible part: her fingers were eaten by a ferret! Holy shit! How defenseless must the kid be to not retract her hand, much less both hands? There will be more to this story, mark my words. Can you even believe a ferret would do this? I smell a big rat. Insert Richard Gere joke here. If anyone hears any more about the ferret story please let me know. There was some good news though: Their dog was unharmed.
I'd kinda like to spice things up by combining the Hooter's Girls, Weiner, and the mad ferret. I am sure the Catholic Church would endorse it.
peace, saycc
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Sexual Outlawry: A Cautionary Tale For Frank
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Jun 10, 2011 3:04 pm
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Frank's blogs make me want to sex things up. His recent mention of seeking a dom reminds me of a blog I wrote somewhere a while back. If this isn't new to you please remember that I am not above stealing. Even my own shit. So this is my story.
A number of years ago I found the need for some less vanilla sex and went looking for a leather top to make me serve him. I found who I thought would be just what I was looking for. When I met him at his door I was pleasantly surprized that he fit his description (pre-email/pic days) and was even better than expected. When I walked in the front door he said "On your knees whore." He was like 6'10", 265, kinda mostly solid. He was wearing a black leather vest, chaps, a motorcycle gang hat and boots. "Look at the floor," he demanded as I got a raging boner. He stepped up and all I saw was his boots. "Lick my boots!" I was thinking "yuck" but didn't want to piss him off so I put my hand near my mouth, got some spit on my palm and put my head down in a way he couldn't tell that I wasn't really licking as his boots got wet.
"Work your way up and watch what you are doing." Oh yeah, this was getting good. As I hit the thigh my hand touched a holster. Then I saw the gun. Not just any gun but what appeared to be a Dale Evans pearl handled Hasbro. Fuck me running.
I couldn't quit laughing. And my big, hulky, thick, butch dom did not find the humor in it. Instead of punishing me like he should have done, he acted insulted and ended our session. Made me leave.
So Frank, you have been warned. Although sexual banditry may sound like an activity that would be enhanced by side arms, it may be best to check such weapons at the door.
peace, saycc
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A Couplea Other Things
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Jun 9, 2011 7:05 pm
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Recently I heard this story about Lisa Lampinelli. I do not particularly find her funny, it seems her act is all about fucking black men to me. She is on all the roasts and all everybody talks about regarding her is her big pussy and black men combo. But apparently she has a large gay following. Large enough that the good Christians who picket funerals of servicemen due to some convoluted homo connection decided to show up at her show in New York. She handled it beautifully. She took the audience outside and they chanted "We're here, We're queer, We take it in the rear." Then she let them know she was donating $1000 in the name of each protester to the Gay Men's Health Crisis Center. She started with a $23,000 donation. By the time it was over it became $46,000. Which begs the question: How in the fuck does Lisa Lampinelli come up with that kinda money? I'd love to see the reaction when the "donors" get their "thank yous" in pink.
I was watching the local news the other day. There was a segment and on the screen it said: YOUR OPINION MATTERS. They asked viewers to text yes/no to the following: "Did you get sunburned over the weekend?" That's an opinion question? At least follow up with "do you think you will vote to re-elect President Obama." Then we will know what percentage of people with a sunburn endorse the President. I guess I shouldn't be too surprized. Their promos for nightly show has a pic from the show and "TON 7PM," on the screen. I guess it'd too difficult to use real abbreviations like "Mon." Guess which network this station is an affiliate of and win a prize.
Locally In-Bev has taken over the greatest once local business ever: Anheuser Busch. Euro Trash. Now they have a campaign to conserve water called "Grow A Beard." Supposedly it takes 5 gallons of water to shave. I say that's 5 gallons well spent. I am not a fan of beard. Beards only enhance the appearance of men with pock marked faces. Very few guys look better in a beard. And I surprizingly find them unenjoyable when receiving oral. So I say this to In-Bev: You can conserve water in Europe. It is the one thing we have plenty of in the Midwest. This sounds like an plot to make Americans appear to be less hygienic and more European. If you want to push something European go with the 8 weeks paid vacation thing. I can get behind that.
One last thing. The other night when I was out I saw a guy I thought I knew from playing softball years ago. So I said to him, "did I ever play on a softball team with you." He replied, "I doubt it. I only played on men's teams." I apologized and told him, "my mistake. I should have never ask because nobody I ever played softball with weighed over 300 pounds." Then he responded: "I am glad you haven't lost any of your charm Craig."
That's all for now. The pic has nothing to do with anything except I like baseball a LOT and I'd like to explore Ryan Braun. Bearded or not.
peace, saycc
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Bottom Lining
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Jun 8, 2011 2:57 pm
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I watch the news pretty much daily. I don't really consider myself to be conservative nor liberal. I guess I don't notice the slant that networks supposedly put in their newscasts depending on their supposed agenda. I question everything anymore. It is easy to pick a target and say anything. A lot of people take what they hear/read as fact. That makes people like Sarah Palin a common target. She is popular, accessible and quotable. Best of all she has a thick skin and keeps on bussing. I consider her pretty entertaining but doubt that I'd ever vote for her. She is smart, for sure. I wonder how many Palin-bashers would ever dream of getting the support afforded her. My God her loyalists almost won Dancing With The Stars for her daughter (the single mother who is an expert on abstinence). That's fucking clout. If you have ever seen Bristol stomp you know what I mean. I have taken my shots at Sarah, proving how easy it is to say anything and act like it is true. Now Weiner is stealing some spotlight for all the wrong reasons. I like that. Finally a target everyone can agree on disliking as a scumbag/liar. Even Trump was right about him. I admit I'd be more forgiving if he wasn't such a dork. Palin may not always be accurate but at least she hasn't lied in such a public manner, outed herself as a liar, and insisted people can trust her. She has kept things interesting without becoming anything more hazardous than the Governor of a State. I find her safer than say George Wallce was. Or Teddy for that matter.
Fuck, I never expected this to go on about Palin. My point is I consider myself a bottom liner. Instead of accepting what I hear I question what the bottom line actually is. Politically I don't care whether it is a Republican or Democratic agenda; I look at the bottom line. Outcomes of actions, not the politics of actions concern me. Same with people. I look at the package as a whole. Not the packaged presentations put out by individuals promoting specfic agendas/candidates. I watch all the news stations and heaven forbid I ever based my beliefs on their beliefs. I just want the facts, and am able to bottom line things. Unfortunately there are apparently folk unable to do so who rely on Cnn, Fox, or any one of hundreds of outlets, to form their opinion. Anyone who doesn't question what they hear deserves to buy the bridge.
In some cases it is easier to see the bottom line.
Weiner recently promoted his publicly. Sad.
peace, saycc
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Tree Fucking Bug Hummers
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Jun 4, 2011 9:56 am
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No, the title doesn't refer to FRM (although...). My house is surrounded by the God damn cicadas. I can't imagine how they only show up every 13 years. Or how I don't remember this shit from 1998. They are so friggin' loud!!! Every morning I have to scrape their carcasses from my door, walkway, porch. At least the birds eat them when they are swept into the yard. They are ugly, hideous creatures (no, not like him) that I would never trick with if I was a bug. They fly around, stick to a tree, let out their mating WHOOP, fuck and die. The other day as I opened my car door one of them flew into my ear. Yuck. Before I could remove it the noise started. Fuck me running it was loud. I pulled on the fucker and it was sticking. By the time I pulled it off and flung it on the ground it looked quite dead. Maybe I squeezed too hard. Or maybe the dumb bug is attracted to thick, luxurious, ear hair and fucked my head. Sadly that was the most action I had last week.
The tornados haven't hit for a week or so. However I heard there were several funnel cake sightings in Branson with skee ball size hail. Luckily the Baldknobbers were unharmed.
I think the model on OP's log in page would attract more attention with a little pit hair.
My favorite story in a long time is the Weiner buzz. I believe him when he says people have been making jokes at his expense his whole life. I know if my name was Weiner my friends would have a field day. And the hacking thing sounds like something I would do if I got into his email. Only the messages I'd send would've been more graphic. Something like "I want to fuck you til the cum squirts out your ears." I can see how he could be innocent. But... if it were me I would say, "that's not even my dick." Weiner says he can't be sure. Wow, he must have just fallen off the turnip truck. I'd know my dick anywhere. Granted mine is extremely small and wrinkled but I'd certainly recognize an imposter. I suggest that any elected representatives send me pictures of their junk so when this situation arises again I will be able to name that penis. It is my duty as an American. I think it's his dick, that he likes this bitch, and that he needs to learn to only send dick pics to people who won't tell everyone. I promise I won't. I got lots of secrets.
I hope you are enjoying blow job month.
As soon as I get the bug spunk out of my head I may hit Hustler. It will seem cleaner in comparison to the nasty fucking cicadas.
peace, saycc the bug fucker
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Sarah Palin's Arizona
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May 27, 2011 2:59 pm
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I am ecstatic!!! I saw a commercial today for a new Fall series on TLC: SARAH PALIN'S ARIZONA. Sarah talked about the series, debuting in October, and calls is a "travelogue without travel." Palin approached the TLC people and told them she wants to live in every state for a year while being filmed. "The Alaska angle worked pretty good," Sarah stated. "I'll open with a shot of me and little Mongo on the front porch, keeping the Ruskies out of Arizona. I hear they're already having problems with illegals." Palin also states that the program will be educational because she plans to document the inception of a new political party/power.
"I have decided to branch off from my fellow Teabaggers and create a new, no nonsense party that realizes I am the answer. Since I will be an Arizonite I am going to incorporate some local customs with my conservative ideology. I will combine an Indian religious ceremony (involving cactus consumption) with Republicanism and form the PeyoTea Party. Let's face it, the best way for me to get elected will be if everybody's trippin'. Since this is a poli-religious thing I don't consider it substance abuse."
Citizens of Alabama are eagerly anticipating Sarah moving there next. "I'm going to work my way through all the states that start with 'A,' then after I live in them for a year I will move to a state that starts with 'B.'"
My Tivo will be ready. I can't wait.
Reality TV at it's finest.
peace, saycc
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Sniffin' Around
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May 22, 2011 5:26 pm
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I had a new experience recently and wondered if any of you has also done something similar. I tricked in a casino. Not a casino hotel, that's not scary enough for my tastes, but in the casino. But it not my fault. They encourage it. Old school cruisers like myself spot a good public sex place at first sight. A couple months ago I went with my brother. When I go out with my brother I queer it down and look but don't sample the goods in public. The men's room was a gay-public-sex mecca. Full length doors even. One drawback (which I kinda like because I can lift my legs when I am on the stool so only 2 feet show on the floor- old school) is that the adjoining stalls offer a 2 foot or so view from the floor. That only adds to the excitement for me. Anyway, on Friday night, being in a mood to get wanghorny, I headed for the casino seeking like-minded men. I pulled up to a slot near paradise with a commode, and soon noticed a prospect. He was good at appearing to be there to gamble but I can pick up the signs of a troller. Within minutes he was seated next to my slot- rubbing his leg under his shorts. I noticed a good homemade tat and complimented it. His black leather vest seemed natural; bikery. "I'll be your bitch," Mister, I thought. Then he said the magic words: "Have you seen the restrooms?" He pulled up his shirt exposing another tat which I acted like was hot, then he head nodded and headed for the john.
I am telling you the casino endorses homo sex in their men's room. Not in the women's room though... have you seen most of the pig-women in casinos? They need to bump pussy in private so as to not StinkJuice the place up. They like men to have impersonal, public sex there though (expendable incomes and such). An attendant even handed me a fresh towel after I finished. I told him that I probably needed some scope more than the towel but thanks anyway. He did not get it.
I would bet if I did this others have. Or would. Or similar.
Have you?
peace, saycc
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