Single man who lives alone. Work out 3x a week. Not into the bar scene. I am only looking for no strings sex with other men or couples in good shape.
The above is all my profile used to say. There was some misunderstanding with that. So, I decided I needed to be a bit clearer.
I am an Intelligent 56-year-old with all his teeth and hair My pics and stats are real and accurate.
I like hairy and hung. What's hung? My size or larger.
I am on this site looking for sex. Period. I am not looking to "have a drink", "go to dinner" or "date". Life is short. I eat dessert first! If the sex was good, then I get hungry and might like to eat food, or drink some water.
I smoke, cigarettes. I like to smoke, but don't have too. I am house broken, I can smoke outside.
If I drive more than 20 miles I expect you to look like your picture. If I drive more than 50 miles I expect to at least see you naked. If I drive more than 100 miles I expect to see you naked and at least get a blow job. If I cross a state line to meet you... you will get fucked, no questions.
I am not looking for a life partner, travel companion, roommate, boyfriend, lover, or pen pal. Just sex.
Any questions?
My Ideal Person:
I like sex. I like to suck dick and fuck ass. Very oral top.
Again the above is all my profile used to say. And again there was some miscommunication.
I like men who are men, no "acting" allowed. I am on this site for sex - see above statement.
In shape means that you look like your picture and fit your the stats you list in your profile. "football players" build is not a description neither is "swimmers build" - Shamu is a very good swimmer. Here is a very good rule of thumb (and yes, I know that is a "sexist" turn or phrase) if your waist size is larger than your inseam.... you might want to hit the gym a little more often.
Now, about married men. I recently had an unfortunate situation. If you are married and your spouse knows you like to play around and gives her or his blessing or even wants to watch, fine. No note is required. However, if your spouse does not know you like to play around and you are "discreetly" cheating or "just out of town on business and want to mess around" then please do all three of us a really big favor and seek legal advice. You need an attorney, not a sex partner. Because, what’s hot about narcissistic, cheating liars?
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