Women keep telling me I'd be a great catch. Except I'm not looking for a woman. But guys, (or butt guys) I'd still be a great catch. A friendly single worm is all the bait you need. So test the waters.
My Ideal Person:
I'd like to meet a guy my age or younger who is interested in a monogamous relationship and live happily ever after. Failing that, someone who just wants lots of sex. He can be tall, short or in between. Blond brunette or redhead (in that order or any other order) any race. He must know how and when to shower and brush teeth. Probably should have teeth. Nice looking teeth. Be an excellent kisser. He should be able to carry on a conversation without constantly looking at his cell phone.
And maybe someone who likes to do dishes. I can cook you a great dinner and we'll have some wine. We'll talk about dessert.
I'm not looking for married men.
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